Tuesday, 3 August 2010

Oh for a left handed cork screw


Forensic engineers were called today to an address in Nantilly - south west France - to try and determine the cause of failure of a critical engineering component of No 8. As the photograph shows the item was split asunder whilst being utilsed to open a bottle of Sancerre. Professor Doctor Ihaven Ta'Qulue is reported as saying, when asked for the cause of failure "Je ne sais pas" and then muttered some thing about a gauche and trop utilise.....

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  1. Thrid party sources have tracked down boxed item .
    KLASSISCHE PRODUKTE FUR JEDEN HAUSHALT.
    'GLOCKENKORKENZIEHER'
    stick on hi vis label 'fur linkshander'
    would this be of some use,could be delivered in plain brown envelope to 8 rue de la knoll ,saturday approaching.

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