Nous sommes les gnomes et il est temps pour l'action directe. Que dites-vous? Pas tout le monde lire le français, mon dieu, c'est terrible, oui, oui, ouiEllo, ello, theese iz zee gnomes ere - stand up Henri, they wiill zink you rrr drunk - we want to make our position clear. Pourquoi sommes-nous laissé de côté dans tout la monde quand tout le reste est pris à l'intérieur pour l'hiver? Eh quelle? En Anglais! Okay. Ze weather may be mild now but there is winter to come and we think we should be inside! Even the table and chairs get to spend winter undercover so we demand the same for us. Zo take note! And zank you to the kind lady who offered us a job in ze librairie, can it be a job share?
We are coming to see you, we will wrap you up well for the remaining winter months. Make sure you have the heating on!
ReplyDeletetwo weeks and we'll be there and rumour has it that yer man has had a present of a mate to join you all, but he needs a coat....of paint!
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